Hello Class, 

Since we are all friends now i would like to share with you a little about my life.

I am a happily married dude with a great wife but  she nags me to death !!!!

You see, I have an addiction and I've been strung out for years. There is no AA meeting for my addiction so i guess there is also no cure. " Hi Class my name is Sammy. (Classes response) Hi Sammy !  Well, Class i'm a sneaker head !. 

So i decided to let you guys hear what i get yelled at about every time i come in the house with a fresh pair

1. Buying sneakers is like flushing money down the sink.

2. Buying sneakers is like throwing money in the trash.

3. Can the children eat those d@#$ shoes?

 

4. That money could have went on a bill.

5. Next pair you buy You, your sneakers and your dog are OUT !

6. Can you eat those sneakers